Do you believe that all men thinking of getting married should take this course ?

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:



MEN 101: Combating Stupidity



MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework



MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut



MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas







Winter Schedule:



MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques



MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at %26gt; 4am



MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception



EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook



EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II



ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers







Spring Schedule:



MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong



MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence



MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex



MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers



ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers







SECOND YEAR



Autumn Schedule:



SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It



SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower



SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex



MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down







(Elective)



(See Electives Below)



Winter Schedule:



MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency



MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children



MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver



MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise



MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important







Spring Schedule:



MEN 220: Omitting %%26amp;*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)



MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary



MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions



MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay



MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2











Course Electives:



EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu



EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils



EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly



MEN 231: Mothers-in-law



MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening



MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”



ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her







Just a thought for all the women out there.



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? %26gt; MENstrual cramps



? MENtal breakdown



? MENopause



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Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?







Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!...and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.Do you believe that all men thinking of getting married should take this course ?
Suzie you are truly a SCREAM - just loved it and laughed out loud! It's 2:00 am (I think) and my neighbors are probably wondering if I am being attacked - yes I am laughing that loud!

Thanks so much. A star for U! CJDo you believe that all men thinking of getting married should take this course ?
NO that's so degrading men knida know some of this stuff already. Marriage is a learning thing, isn't it?!?
MEN 233: Just Say ';Yes, Dear';



hehe =)

I'm a guy and I laughed
amazing...gonna copy and send to everyone i know !!!!

love it, you should be Prime Minister.
Sorry Suzi, Dozed off half-way through your list. Now i,m going to try again, catch you later.
I agree strongly lol
I think that all men willing to sacrifice any and all enjoyment in their lives should take this course. No man would want to be with a woman who believes all that is true.

And maybe you should take a course in the correct use of capital letters and punctuation in a sentence...
She's Baaa' ak! Lol, Thanks for your sense of timing! Too Funny. ?



Edit: Since I am supposed to answer this question I say why not! They will get the education one way or another.....Oh, that reminds me of a song! Gonna getcha, getcha, getcha!
A kamikazee pilot flew home and brought the house down. His wife left the landing lights on.
, sorry u got left at the altar, the man must have been busy marrying a real woman. sorry Commanding Officer Suzie Must be lonely Manless
This is very cute, to the point and helpful..except the toilet seat part...please cite ONE good reason women cannot put a toilet seat DOWN! Believe it or not (not is usual), life does NOT revolve around the ';hmmmm...weaker sex.'; Do not blame me if your brain does not work well enough to just sit down and go..MEN look before they leap, so to speak...and beleive it or not, men do usually sit on a toilet at least once a day...OR, perhaps women would just prefer that a man take a piss with the toilet seat down???? NO, I didn't think so. Please explain why men get blamed when a woman, in stupidity, falls into the toilet! It is like saying, ';YOU KNOW I AM TOO STUPID TO LOOK BEFORE I SIT...KNOW IT AND LIVE BY THAT RULE...of course there is a price to be paid for this mentality...if you are too dumb to lower a toilet seat, it will leave a man wondering just how smart she is in the rest of her life. :-) Phil
I am not ashamed to say that I could use a refresher. My wife taught most of these courses and I still failed to follow through on the second semester stuff. She keeps trying but it is more fun to watch her occupy her time with needless things than it is to conform to whining
All of what you mentioned is true to life.
Yes. I can probably add a few courses to that list, too.
Oh yes for sure they should. LOL
Man with an education like that, ALL men would be bachelors. As a point to ponder 'That damn toilet seat' --- show me the man that pees on an electric fence more than once (and he don't even get his butt wet).z
How many times do they have to take EAT 103 before they qualify to apply for a marriage license?
don't put the few off who are thinking of marrage most just move in together today
Sorry, but this was stupid the first 20 times I saw it...





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