A course in Marriage for men, Would you take it?

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For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage -- under the assumption that men should be trained for marriage...



A new two-year degree is being offered at the University of Marriage that many of you should be interested in. That's right, in just six semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.



FIRST YEAR

Spring Schedule:

MEN 101 Combating Stupidity

MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas



Summer Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 3 am

MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers



Fall Schedule:

MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong

MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex

MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers



SECOND YEAR

Spring Schedule:

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective)

(See Electives Below)



Summer Schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important



Fall Schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting %%26amp;*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2



Course Electives:

EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 Mothers-in-law

MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233 Just Say ';Yes, Dear';

ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep HerA course in Marriage for men, Would you take it?
you are truly

.......×o°”?`”°o× (hysterical) ×o°”?`”°o×

........but. may I just say...



MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary



WRONG.... If you put it there, shake it out b4 the smell makes me stink too.

AND, If you ever ever put 1 under my blankets again, I'll block your exhaust with something,.



{not u personally} Luv yr stuff , you ate a top act. take a bow friend, cos I'm throwing stars yr way.A course in Marriage for men, Would you take it?
never leave, just hide/fly under an asumed.

love and need you guys too much.

thanks 4d points

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you should be ashamed of yourself
this is awful.
LOL, this is too funny.



I actually like begging, its foreplay for me. Unfortunately I'm usually the one begging in my marriage. :(



EDIT: I don't know what's wrong with these guys this is really really funny!!!!!
brilliant!!

this made me crack up.good job!

star for you=]
Yeah, just to see what I'm up against. I once was served with eviction papers by a greedy landlord. Bottom line, I represented myself in court and WON THE CASE. How? by studying a website on the Internet titled ';The Landlord's guide to unscrupulous Tenants'; !!!! Very informative. (ROFLUTS

still everytime I think of it!
Hahah, the second year was best.....
I failed the whole fall schedule.
i wish my college offered this i would so change my minor.