Would you like to go to University and train to be a fairly good husband two year course with a M.A. cert?

TWO YEAR DEGREE



A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA %26gt; degree







(Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.







FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:



MEN 101: Combating Stupidity



MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework



MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut



MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas







Winter Schedule:



MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques



MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at %26gt; 4am



MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception



EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook



EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II



ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers







Spring Schedule:



MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong



MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence



MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex



MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers



ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers







SECOND YEAR



Autumn Schedule:



SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It



SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower



SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex



MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down







(Elective)



(See Electives Below)



Winter Schedule:



MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency



MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children



MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver



MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise



MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important







Spring Schedule:



MEN 220: Omitting %%26amp;*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)



MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary



MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions



MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay



MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2











Course Electives:



EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu



EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils



EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly



MEN 231: Mothers-in-law



MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening



MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”



ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her







Just a thought for all the women out there.



? MENtal illness



? %26gt; MENstrual cramps



? MENtal breakdown



? MENopause



? GUYnocologist (phonetic spelling)



Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?







Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!...and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.Would you like to go to University and train to be a fairly good husband two year course with a M.A. cert?
Very good course with a fantastic syllabus. MEN231, I suggest, should be taught through out the courseWould you like to go to University and train to be a fairly good husband two year course with a M.A. cert?
Fantastic, Super, Incredible!! I have 3 ex's that could have taken those courses, maybe I would have stayed married to one of them. LOL
Men won't get passed orientation.
always bringing me the laugh i need Suzy!!! Thanks
Don't think most men would cover the course even it it was a 20 year degree course !!!