Ladies, What do you think about this education course for men?...lol..read?

CONTINUING EDUCATION FOR MEN







A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man -- as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.



FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:



MEN 101 - Combatting Stupidity

MEN 102 - You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103 - PMS Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 - We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas



Winter Schedule:



MEN 110 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 - Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am

MEN 112 - Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A - What's Hers is Hers



Spring Schedule:



MEN 120 - How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong

MEN 121 - Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 - YOU, the Weaker Sex

MEN 123 - Reasons to Give Flowers



SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:



SEX 101 - You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102 - Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

MEN 201 - How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 202 - How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective (See electives Below)



Winter Schedule:



MEN 210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 - How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213 - Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially When Naked

MEN 230A - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1



Spring Schedule:



MEN 220 - Omitting f*ck from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 - Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222 - Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223 - Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2



Course Electives:



EAT 101 - Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102 - Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103 - Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 - Mothers-in-Law

MEN 232 - Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233 - Just Say ';Yes, Dear';

ECON 001B - Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)Ladies, What do you think about this education course for men?...lol..read?
i think they should teach this class to all male kindergardner,maybe they will have it together by the time we merry themLadies, What do you think about this education course for men?...lol..read?
I would tell my fiancee to go just for the laughs, lol....that's pretty funny! Excet the tofu-part, ugh.



PS - Oh my goodness...I missed the ';bodily function'; part - discreetly??? Wow...there are miracles in this world :)
cool, I think everyguy should sign up!
HAHA I LIKE THAT-which i will say yes there are somethat need this--ok alot.. But you ladies should read Proper care and feeding of husbands by dr laura--its a class you and the hubby can read and take-will solve all your problems--heha
Where do I sign up my husband, and are tutors available?!
Very funny.
Too funny!!!!! Sounds like a lot of men on Answers could use the full course!!
i needed a good laugh today and this sure gave me one. THANKS!!!!
Lol, I just e-mailed the curriculum to my fiance and told him I was enrolling him.
If only there really were degrees like that. But how many men do you know would actually pass all of these?
LMFAO~EVERY man needs this kind of training! Where's the sign up sheet?
i would send my husband. he has been a real *** lately maybe man school would work for him. i really love this idea!!!!!!!! lol!!!
sounds like a course in how to turn a man into a woman... thumbs down. men should be men, not wo-men.
i say where do i sign him up?!!!!!
OMG. This is SOOO funny and I JUST sent it to all the ladies at work. Thank you for this. It was just so so so funny!
i WOULD SURE LIKE TO HAVE A COPY OF THIS.IT IS REAL FUNNY.THANKS FOR SHARING IT.
Just one thing: How do you know how I look when I'm naked? And furthermore, how do you know how Tom Cruise looks when he's naked? Besides, I'm a nicer guy than he is. That should account for something...!
that was funny. i think all men need to do that course plus my ex hasband. angle eyes