Because youre a man?

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.





Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, ';I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start.'; We will then drink beer.





Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.





Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like ';Cumin'; or ';Tofu';. For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which ';feminine hygiene product'; is a euphemism.





Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.





Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).





Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger -- I mean, how the hell could he know where we're going?





Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex or baseball, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't.





Because I'm a man, I am capable of announcing, ';One more beer and I really have to go';, and mean it every single time I say it, even when it gets to the point that the one bar closes and my buddies and I have to go hunt down another. I will find it increasingly hilarious to have my pals call you to tell you I'll be home soon, and no, I don't understand why you threw all my clothes into the front yard. Like, what's the connection?





Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.





Because I'm a man, yes, I have to turn up the radio when Bruce Springsteen or The Doors comes on, and then, yes, I have to tell you every single time about how Bruce had his picture on the cover of Time and Newsweek the same day, or how Jim Morrison is buried in Paris and everyone visits his grave. Please do not behave as if you do not find this fascinating.





Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?





Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the 90's, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, and the dishes. I'll do the rest.





THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FOR WOMEN, TO BETTER UNDERSTAND THE MALE ANIMAL.Because youre a man?
Because I am a man, I have a sense of humor and can laugh at guy bashing, but then make fun of women and get called a male shovenaust pig. And because I'm a man, i don't know how to spell shovenaoust pig.Because youre a man?
Because you're a woman, I always have something beautiful to look at everyday.
Thanks for the msg and the 2 points.
So true, XD
You're beautiful %26amp; thanks for the points
haha lol


good stuff





clik hurr:


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that is the third ';question'; about men that you have asked. do you have any other generalizations you would like to share?
Because I'm a man I can see that you didn't make that up, you copied it from somewhere because you forgot to change the last paragraph where it says 'after all this is the 90's.' Didn't you know they finished six years ago? Perhaps not ... because you're a woman!
I know understand my husband better.
ehhh i want yeer pointsh
that's right now that we got that straight get your butt in the kitchen and do those dishes lol I'm not like that but i just wanted to get a rise out of you like you were trying to do to us
XD
nopoe,i am diffent
because im a man..i know its not the 90s...
Um, ha ha?